i heart the soup

Hey Twilight Fans! You've been clowned. This is the REAL one

my big fat greek pimple

So I'm standing in line waiting to order two good cups after a rather long day in school and I just wasn't in the mood for any crap. I realized these people starting giving me weird looks. I'm naturally a little self conscious, so you can imagine how freaked out I was getting. The barista wouldn't even look me in the eye and I couldn't figure out why until... Oh yeah.. my huge zit! Yes, I know I have a big pimple, thank you for staring everyone.

And you see what really sucks more is that I know what people are thinking when they see a big ass pimple on my face. I know because I’m the one of those jerks with the “holy shit that’s gross!” reaction when I see someone else with a huge pimple on their face.

Anyway, so there, I guess it really never fails. Every time I go out somewhere with her I get a goddamn pimple. And not one of those small ones you can just ignore either, no, it has to be this fucking swelling boil that really hurts like hell. It wouldn’t be so bad if the damn thing was discreet. But my zit often choose to stuck down deep right smack on my pale cheek where it jumps right at her like “kiss me i'm spiderman!”.

I look like a crap now and I feel like one too. Well maybe this is Karma paying me back for all the people with big zits I made fun of. So.. is it too late to say sorry? I already learned my lesson now make it stop.

obama ohoy!

Obama rocks the whitehouse! He sweeps to victory as the first black president and his awesomeness is what our rotten government should envy. He overcame racial barriers as old as America itself and surely "Change has come". Obama is real inspiration not just to the americans but to all citizens around the world. Anyway here's a great victory speech from the awesomeness himself.

"..And to those Americans whose support I have yet to earn – I may not have won your vote, but I hear your voices, I need your help, and I will be your President too."

"...And to all those watching tonight from beyond our shores, from parliaments and palaces to those who are huddled around radios in the forgotten corners of our world – our stories are singular, but our destiny is shared, and a new dawn of American leadership is at hand. To those who would tear this world down – we will defeat you. To those who seek peace and security – we support you. And to all those who have wondered if America’s beacon still burns as bright – tonight we proved once more that the true strength of our nation comes not from our the might of our arms or the scale of our wealth, but from the enduring power of our ideals: democracy, liberty, opportunity, and unyielding hope."

hairy potter

I'm really tired of shaving and getting haircuts. Well considering a dependent undergraduate who've wasted five hundred pesos for gas and parking just for a little cut.. pretty much right? So I figured, if lab geniuses came up with a pill that stops a woman's eggs from developing, how hard can it be to make hair and beard stop growing?

Do you think science could come up with a pill that guys could take that would make our hair stop growing if we wanted to? Like shave and get your hair done just the way you wanted it and then take the pill. And if you decided to grow your hair back you'd just stop taking it for a while. Sounds great right?

And c'mon, I know you ladies would love it too. Well think about it.. no more shaving legs, armpits and worrying about how are things down under. I'm sure you wouldn't mind like not having to deal with shaving at least down the bikini line all the time. Right?? Just think how great it would be for all of us men and women.