lego pleasure

I suddenly became obsessed with lego. I can’t really tell what caused me to become a lego fan again, but I’m glad I did.

fauxtographer

:: a person who tries to jump on the photography band-wagon by “Pointing-and-shooting” hundreds of terrible pictures, which they will upload to an album titled “My Photography”, “My Art”, or “Critique My work”. Always followed up by the person adding "Photography" to their General section, or adding "Photography is my life..." to their About Me.

:: a person that claims to be a good photographer when in reality they just set their camera to automatic mode a start shooting. This person also happens to fumble over photographic terms or has no knowledge of the terms or switches the color mode to monochrome and calls it artistic no matter what the hell is in in frame.

lego architecture

LEGO ARCHITECTURE!!! This is awesometastic. Lego definitely is the coolest toy ever invented. Why? Go ahead and try to think of a cooler toy. You can’t because there isn’t any. Lego is the George Clooney of toys and it kicks other toys' plastic asses.

My self-diagnosed ADHD and slight autism has made it hard for me to sit still and this is where my lego hero comes in. Lego lets me sit still, turn my brain off and relax into the tiny bricks, searching for the right colors, pairing the right pieces and building my mongoloid creations. I am soothed and at peace with all myself and one with the world. Thank you lego. Thank you.

prison glee

This morning while taking a leak, I thought of the newest and the awesomest show to hit our primetime television. Knowing that everyone watches glee, I propose a local musical featuring the Cebu prison dancers. Come on, dancing inmates rule and a tv show must be made. It’ll be prison rules ofcourse.. Prison Break meets Glee but more awesome with a working title “Prison Glee”.

It’ll be an action-musical-suspense-comedy-drama that will revolve around two brothers, one has been blackmailed into joining a prison choir, and the other makes a plan to help his brother escape prison before he completely turns gay.

It’ll have an ensemble of cast, top-billed by Robin Padilla and BeBe Gandanghari, the two protagonists of the series. Padilla will play a structural engineer who creates an elaborate plan help his brother escape prison. GandangHari, the convicted felon blackmailed into joining the prison choir. And the actual Cebu inmates and correctional officers along with many recurring guest stars.

With a fan base of musical lovers and young men looking for violence and quick excitement, "Prison Glee" is not one to ignore. This show will definitely warm everyone’s souls, letting us all know that little crooks can sing and dance so great. Beat that Ryan Murphy. Ha!

Ibuprofen or glasses?

So how do I know if I need glasses? I'm sure I have very good vision, last time I tested I was 20/20. I drive around 30 minutes to an hour going home and lately I'm getting bad headaches whenever I go over 30 minutes or so. I think that is do to me staring at a computer monitor eight hours a day, seven days a week. My eyes are hurtin aswell that I'm having a hard time reading anything. I feel like I have to squint my eyes a lot just to read signs and that suck.

I can't possibly need glasses. Do I need glasses? Nah.. Who needs glasses when we have advil.

Anypoo, for your entertainment I found this video which says why we should watch more women's soccer. Meet Elizabeth Lambert, she's attractive, convulsive, very aggressive, she reeks of danger and she kicks ass!.. literally. Maybe I can start a fan club and stalk her. I wonder if she has a boyfriend? I wonder how much advil is her boyfriend taking. Big ups to badmelonscomedy for putting this up.

paranormal activity

Paranormal Activity is soo awesome that it will continue to creep you out long after the movie ends. Ok, maybe not. I wasn’t even really that interested on it early on but every time I saw a promo for this movie, I peed out of excitement so I figured I would go. I thought the acting was horrible, pacing was a little too slow and it wasn't just good enough as they promoted it to be regardless how poorly funded it was. It was all gloriously moronic and kind of pathetic. But if you watch it in the right mindset, nah.. you'll hate it too. It wasn't just as scary as everyone's saying. I suppose the hype and my high expectations somehow messed it up for me. And I cannot believe so many people are being suckered. This insanity has to stop.

pac it in

I'm tellin ya Pacman will pepper Cotto's face, combo after combo like a bruised puerto rican meat. And he will run and cry in the corner like a bitchy little girl. But then I don't care. I don't really follow boxing, I just drink beer and enjoy the food and yell at the TV with everyone else cause you gotta support the winning guy. Though it's also exciting to see someone mess up our national anthem again. Can't wait to see it.

daft hands

Like they say, creative does not have to equal expensive or complex. Sometimes, the simplest ideas are the ones that bring about the most views in youtube. There are loads of daft versions now but these royal hands started it all. On a side note, I am really attracted to these hands. The fact that a girl took the time to choreograph such ambidextrous moves and that she likes Daft Punk, ups her hotness 1,000,000 points. Any chick that can bust like that is pretty darn cool. However why do I get this feeling that she might be a dude? .. is she???

500 Days of Bummer

Kids, love doesn't always end up to that little fairytale route that you dream about. Instead, relationships turn into a hurtful business where someone is just always bound to lose. Trust me.

I'm no near famous but I've always been interested in the idea of my own movie biopic. I had no clear thought of how to do my story justice until I saw 500 Days of Summer. The film somehow dramatized at least one of the most historically important period of my ass kickin romance.

It made me feel weird like as if someone made a movie about my life. Free-spirited cuckoo chick, bizarre chats, awful humor, spontaneous doodling, architecture talks and a shitload of inconsistent romance.. sounds like the worst biopic but it really felt like it was tailored to my story. What a wanker. A big wet kiss to the writer! Pure genius.

buddhist baldwin

When something makes me happy I obsess about it. Tennis, music, movies, food, farts, poop humor, you name it. If I like it I cannot stop myself from letting these things completely take over my life. Perhaps it's OCD, I’m not sure. I play 6 hours of tennis on weekends, I have around 3,000 songs in my computer, I fart and laugh as much as I can and I am banned from even uttering poop stories around my friends. I believe they are kind enough not to let my obsessions take over and completely alienate me from the rest of sane society.

Last tuesday I got a new toy that I cannot stop messing with. It rules. I cannot put it down for the life of me. Meet Baldwin. It’s a squeaky buddhist monk.. and he rules! He hardly does anything but I have been trying to make him do a little hardcore buddhist dance. Yes I am a lonely sick man. Whatever. It's horribly cute and he goes well with traffic sitting with his espresso like a little dashboard toy.

I took him out with me to a friend's house and it was a hit. Everyone wanted to talk to him and touch his little head and hear him squeak. It’s a wonderful tool to distract a party so you can stuff your plate without people staring.

This little buddhist baldwin is a real hit. Maybe I should get a monk outfit. Then I am going to bust it out this weekend. And I could care less what everybuddhistbody might think. Busting out in a monk outfit shall separate the men from the boys.

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So now you can see my obsessions are not healthy. Perhaps I need a new hobby.

massshin'tatoes

As part of my goal to improve my kitchen skills, I’ve decided to really dedicate myself this time and I made something awesomely delightful this morning. I mashed potatoes. It's easy and dumb and I don't care because my potatoes kicked ass! From this moment on it'll be known as massh'kintatoes. She kicked so much ass that I am writing about it here and after that I am messaging everyone I know to tell them how much its royal mashedness kicked ass. In fact, it was pretty much more than ass kickerin, it was an epic of kickalicious deliciousness. With a taste of my potatoes, all the girls that I have not been with yet will throw themselves at me knowing that I can make this dumb delight and take their taste buds to an ecstasy. Beat that Bobby Flay!